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Watch the compilation of funny dogs.

Short Shark Jokes Q: What kind of shark is always gambling? A: A CARDSHARK Q: What is a sharks favorite sci-fi show A: Shark Trek Q: Why do sharks make terrible lawyers? A: They’re too nice! Q: What do you call a solitary shark A: A “lone” (loan) shark Q: Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the sky A: The sky is Jet territory Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy!

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/sharkjokes.html

An 80 year old man went into the confessional and told the priest the following:

“Father, I am an 80 year old man, I’m married, I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 18 year old girls. We partied and made love all night long.”

The priest said, “My son, when was the last time you were at confession?”

The old man said, “I have never been to confession, I’m Jewish.”

The priest said, “Then why are you here telling me this?”

The old man said, “Father, I’m telling everyone!”

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