FUNNY CHRISTIAN QUOTES

“Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. ” ~ Mark Twain

“You must believe in God in spite of what the clergy say.” ~ Benjamin Jowett

“Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.”
~ Mark Twain “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.”
~ Gilbert K. Chesterton

“I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.”
~ Mark Twain