Posts Tagged ‘funny jokes’
With the help of three puppies I proposed to my longtime girlfriend in Central Park. She goes crazy for every puppy she sees, but can never spend too much time with them
Short Shark Jokes Q: What kind of shark is always gambling? A: A CARDSHARK Q: What is a sharks favorite sci-fi show A: Shark Trek Q: Why do sharks make terrible lawyers? A: They’re too nice! Q: What do you call a solitary shark A: A “lone” (loan) shark Q: Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the sky A: The sky is Jet territory Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy!